I went to Wal-Mart today along with my friends Emily and Jacque and went on my occasional snack purchase. I took the following items to the self-check-out:
One (1) Box of Sour Skittles - $0.88
One (1) Box of Gobstoppers - $0.88
One (1) Bag of Haribo Gummi Bears - $0.93
While scanning the impulse items, I saw some gum I was interested in:
One (1) Package of Overly Priced But Tasty Looking Lemonade and Pomegranate Gum - $1.67
Then, I saw some chocolate covered Altoids. And I thought. . . I love altoids, I love chocolate, yeah, I need me some of these:
One (1) Package of Chocolate Covered Altoids - $2.18
For those who don't want to do the math, this gave me a subtotal of $6.54.
So?
Well, this is America, where we add tax on at the end.
7.400% tax to be exact.
Or, $0.12.
Resulting in a grand total of $6.66.
I figure, Satan just really likes Altoids

Posted at 11:29 am by HoneyPossum